I just told Barclays Bank that I have plans to borrow ten thousand dollars from a loan shark.

As soon as I get the money, I’ll send it to you. Ok?
Are you happy now?
Criminals are officially more pleasant to work with than Barclays Bank.
Hey, Congratulations!!!

Brenda Swan, “Collections Officer” — who probably spends her entire day in a cubicle, counting the hours until she can see the sunshine and her children again — quickly got off the phone.

NEW ADVERTISEMENT IDEA!!

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Here at Barclays Bank

we don’t give a fuck about you

pfft
Sorry

Where’s our money?

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