…playing on my iPod.
You have just participated in a social experiment designed to gauge the clickability of a blog title promising celebritorial controversy.
If you’ve read this far, I’m calling you out. Why do you care about Michael Jackson this much? I just dropped his name and your mind perked up, didn’t it? What’s going on here? We don’t want to slander the dead, I get that, but do we have to pretend that Michael Jackson mattered to our post-modern 2009? Six months ago he was the punch line, but in death he’s the king of pop again?
To be honest, I had forgotten all about the “King of Pop” public relations campaign. It was one of those things that everyone laughed at. Michael Jackson proclaimed himself the King of Pop, whatever that means. He was a performer, I don’t fault him for grandstanding.
I don’t fault him anything, actually. I never cared for his music so I didn’t listen to it. That is where my relationship with Jack-O began and fizzled. I don’t fault him at all.
I fault his audience. I fault you. You fanatics who drove this little boy to mutate into Michael Jackson. You and your obsessive attention. How old was he in the Jackson Five? Was he old enough to be adored by millions of you people–expecting perfection from him at all times, at all times. He was so adorable. Look at that face! Look at how much he went through to keep you looking at that face, or to get you to finally look away: my God, did you see what Michael Jackson did to his face? He looks hideous.
You did it ladies and dudes, or at least your parents and grand-ones did. You sat back and watched the child you abused self-destruct for your own amusement–LIVE via corporate wire! Well he’s dead now so you can look away. Leave him alone. Let him rest in peace, at last.
For any part I played in your fall, I am sorry Michael. I hope your heaven is a happy childhood.
Play in Peace.